whitegirlsaintshit:

yappanese:

• deadass
• no lie
• tell me how
• no doubt
• son
• yo
• guap
• bird
• grimey
• peep this
• tight (upset)
• bet
• nahmean
• it’s brick outside
• mad 
• good looks
• widdit
• you bugging
• come out yo face
• yerrp
• womp
• fuckoutahea
• juheard
• you woulda thought
• On deck
• word 
• b
• HAAAAAAAAANNNNNN

imagine how many people who lie about being from New York that started incorporating these in their everyday speech as soon as they saw this post?

(via aisselectric)

ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

(Source: tonesawicki, via meridiandreams)

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

(via fakelarrystan)

cockblocksquad:

Flushing the airplane toilet

(via bagelbrother)

• boy: what that mouth do
• me: talk shit