The Signs thoughts


Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

(via buttwards)



The most powerful oppressor is not the one who can kill, but the one who can convince the world that the oppressed deserves their oppression.

More people need to research psychological warfare. Mental domination exceeds physical domination.

(via bellecosby)





like don’t police officers carry mace or stun guns or something like that? like you REALLLY felt the ONLY way to subdue this person was to shoot them. Right.

tazers easily subdue the victim it’s like :/ there’s literally no reason to shoot someone unless they got a gun on them too

there’s no reason to shoot someone unless you want them to die.

And there it is ^


I’m here for the natural haired girls as much as I’m here for the relaxed haired and the weave wearin girls. Like, as long as you’re happy with what you got goin on, I’m happy and rootin for you

(via regalasfuck)


not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(Source: hobbitts2, via theycallmenighthawk)