Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
like don’t police officers carry mace or stun guns or something like that? like you REALLLY felt the ONLY way to subdue this person was to shoot them. Right.
tazers easily subdue the victim it’s like :/ there’s literally no reason to shoot someone unless they got a gun on them too
there’s no reason to shoot someone unless you want them to die.
And there it is ^